February 2012
124 posts
Texts are always better when they conclude with,...
Yes.
Dear lonely tumblr-ers,
This message is for everyone on my dash who complains about being alone because they can’t find a significant other. WHO CARES? Why do you want another person to make you feel better about yourself. I mean I totally understand not wanting to be alone, but at what cost is it to you when you tell yourself you need someone else to be happy? And saying things like, “I’m not that...
“Why are you sad?”
“Because you speak to me in words, and I look at you with...”
– Anna Karina, Pierrot Le Fou (via smokingbl00d)
Mood-Boosting Bacteria Found in Dirt →
nybg:
Two-fold happiness from gardening? Sure, why not? Researchers have found that a particular bacteria found in dirt may actually boost feelings of “emotional health, vitality, and general cognitive function.” For people who already get their smiles out of greenthumbing it through the yard, having yet another healthy justification for digging in the soil is the proverbial icing on the...
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Sorry
For the massive amount of ring posts. I just found a blog all about rings, and I’m finding them particularly beautiful!
